Mike

Summary
Mike is a young man who wishes to be King of the Accountants, and is the current leader of THE MIGHTY COALITION OF MANAGEMENT.

From humble beginnings, Mikes past.
Mike was a young farmer who dreamed of accounting for Wells fargo but his dream was crushed due to the death of his parents which was caused by type two diabetes when he was just a young laddy, shortly after Mike moved to Ireland and became apart of the scottish bidget brigade. That is where he met his number one prostate examiner, David.

Abilities and Powers
Not much is known or has been shown of Mikes fighting capabilities, other than he has the ability to run at light speed and can produce massive amounts of Pepsi from his Penial region.

Trivia
If Mike were to build a PC it would only be able to run Stranded Deep on Laptop graphics.

For a year and a half people would shout "WHO THE HELL IS MIKE?" due to Mikes face being unknown, until the P90 Inferno incident. Where he revealed his true Identity.

Mike is the only character who is known to listen to Linkin Park